Nicole Richie finally popped! She named her new kid after a bird because weird names are such a hot trend Hollywood.
Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born early this morning weighing 7 lbs and 14 oz.. The Richie-Madden clan posted the news on Nicole's website.
Welcome to the world, and good luck trying to explain why you have a f*cked up hippy name when you grow up!
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September 9th, 2009 3:46 PM
Wow! I really love the name actually. That kid's going to have a lot of explaining to do, you're right. I have explaining to do and my name's not even absurd. People are just really retarded.
Sparrow could also be a girl's name, though, so that kind of sucks.
September 9th, 2009 4:09 PM
Yeah, Sparrow? WTF. With that name, maybe Nicole has aspirations of applying eye makeup and beaded braids to her son's clothing apparel to be just like Johnny Depp's "Pirate" character in the future. :0
September 9th, 2009 6:05 PM
Sparrow would be cute girls name. I guess it is kind of a andronomous but why give him 4 or 5 names?? That doesn't make any kind of sense!
September 10th, 2009 11:45 AM
It is a scientific anomaly that she is even able to get pregnant. She is so effing skinny I'm willing to bet she doesn't have a period. How, then, can she get knocked up? All the anorexics out there should pay attention and get on birth control if the don't want to get preggers, because you can't count on an eating disorder to prevent a bun in the oven.
September 12th, 2009 12:42 AM
I love a preggo Nicole. Best wishes to stay healthy and not give all the anorexics a role model for how to starve to nothing after pregnancy.
Pea in a Pod is probably blocking Kardashian phone calls right about now.