September 2009 News Archive (Page 21)

The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak took it off for the NOH8 campaign, an organization that supports gay marriage.

Is NOH8 turning into the newest PeTA - where celebrities are featured disrobed or in attention-grabbing poses, and the celebs themselves are given more attention than the cause itself?! I say, hells yeah. Guys are going to wanna rip the duct tape off of Kim's nips and no one's gonna remember nor care that this ad is about gay marriage.

Celebrities and fag hags like Wiggy Kimmy tend to support the gay community anyway. If NOH8 genuinely wants to make an effective statement, it should get some rappers with homophobic lyrics to be featured in NOH8 ads. At least Kanye West would be willing to work with them since he's always speaking out on behalf of the gays. Hypocritical Eminem even may be willing to join in as well.

Okay, I'm off my soapbox. I need to go check out the latest episode of ATL's Housewives on my DVR and make an appointment with my hairdresser. I'll tell her 'do anything with my hair as long as it looks more natural that Wiggy Kimmy's!'

This post is for all the little fan girls who shouldn't be reading the perverse commentary from Snarky and myself at POTP. I, too, am one of those fan girls, however, cause I think Taylor Lautner is hot - even though doing things with him would land me in jail.

The New Moon hottie is making the rounds for the much-hyped Twilight sequel. The film hits theaters in November so there's more TL to come, ladies. Hopefully lots more.

I wasn't surprised to hear that Michelle Duggar, 42, is pregnant again. I was waiting for the announcement, actually.

Pregnancy is what this woman does, and she does it without taking much of a break between children. The family of 18 resides in Arkansas and parents Michelle and Jim Bob have given all 18 kids a first name that begins with J.

Michelle makes Nadya Suleman look responsible and sterile. I'm hoping her uterus will come right out with the baby! Or become severely damaged during this pregnancy. Just being honest.

Madonna's funky new video features her sidedish, Jesus Luz. Jesus plays a DJ that Madge rubs her vadge on. Her daughter Lourdes also has a cameo, but you'll have to stick around until the end to check out Lourdes busting some moves. I just love this video. Madonna makes it work.

In the new issue of French Marie Claire, Ashton Kutcher's wife says that she hasn't had any work done.

Demi said,

“It’s completely false. I would never judge those who have. If it’s the best thing for them then I don’t see a problem.“But I don’t like the idea of having an operation to hold up the ageing process. It’s a way to combat your neurosis.

“The scalpel won’t make you happy. For now I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look 30.”

Naturally Demi Moore's quote has sent some people into an angry frenzy. I remember watching Oprah when she mentioned how everyone tries to figure out how many surgeries Michael Jackson had. Lady O was just like, "IT'S HIS FACE!!!!!!" She was like,"It's his business, it's his face, he paid for plastic surgery with his own money, it's none of our business!" and I think the same thing.

Even if Demi got work done, she's still stunning! All the best surgeons on the planet can't make you look that damn good if you don't have good genes to work with. I rather know what she does to Ashton every night and how she got him to wife her. Cause when I'm Demi's age, I wanna toss out my hubby for a newer, sexier model. Kind of like all the things she had done to her face.

Jon Gosselin went clubbing in Vegas on Monday night after throwing a pool party on Saturday at the MGM.

Around midnight, Jon hit up Jet nightclub, where he sipped Skyy Vodka and cranberry. "He spent as much time on his BlackBerry as drinking. He was taking pictures of the club and hot girls."

By 12:30 a.m., his spirits lifted and he was spotting singing along to "Living on a Prayer."

Around 1:30 a.m., Jon hit up XS nightclub at Wynn Encore. An hour later, his entourage swelled to both men and women, and he hit the dance floor with "beautiful blonde models from Beacher's Madhouse," the witness says. Girlfriend Hailey Glassman was not spotted.

Jon has his pimp game on lock and he had his bodyguards pass out confidentiality agreements to all dem b*tches. He can't have those girls running to the tabloids like he does. Jon's like such a damn douche, plus he drinks vodka and cranberry? I've lost all respect.

Anderson Cooper is no fan of Heidi Montag's singing, and Audrina Patridge isn't either.

When asked what she thinks of Heidi Montag's Miss Universe lip synching disaster, Audrina said,

"I feel like Heidi, you know, she's doing it for fun, where a lot of singers and people, they work their ass off, and they actually have amazing voices and they can really sing and perform, and I feel like a lot of people don't get to experience what Heidi has, going on in front of a billion people and perform on TV.

"I just don't think she's taking it that serious, and that's what's kind of disappointing for me, for music lovers out there."

Coming from a "friend" and ex- Sony/BMG record label employee, Audrina gets it right. Spencer Pratt hasn't even come out yet to insult Audrina. It's highly doubtful that Spencer has been silenced, but there's just something about Audrina's diss that gives me chills.

Chris Brown has always referred to beating Rihanna to a bloody pulp as something "that happened," not something that he did. It's sneaky. It's bullsh*t. It's the reason why I won't be supporting him or Rihanna in the future.

After blogs ran the CNN video clip yesterday of CB on Larry King Live, we all complained about Chris Brown's selective amnesia, he has issued the following statement:

"There have been reports on the Internet that I didn't remember what happened that night with Rihanna. I want to try and set things straight.

"That 30 seconds of the interview they used of me was taken from a one hour interview during which that same question was asked something like four or five times – and when you look at the entire interview you will see it is not representative of what I said.

"The first four times – or however many times it was – I gave the same answer – which was that I didn't think it was appropriate for me to talk about what happened that night. I said it was not right for me and it really wasn't fair to Rihanna. The fifth time – or whatever it was – I just misspoke. I was asked, 'Do you remember doing it?' and I said, 'No.'

"Of course I remember what happened. Several times during the interview, my mother said that I came to her right afterwards and told her everything. But it was and still is a blur. And yes, I still can't believe it happened because it is not me or who I am, nor is what happened like anything I have ever done before.

"As I have said several times previously, I am ashamed of and sorry for what happened that night and I wish I could relive that moment and change things, but I can't. I take full responsibility for my actions. What I have to do now is to prove to the world that this was an isolated incident and that is not who I am, and I intend to do so by my behavior now and in the future."

Chris has hit Rihanna before. The abuse was not an "isolated incident" but that's what his dumb horny fans will go with so I can understand why he'd say that. Have fun with your hard labor, Chris. I'm sure "what happened" will become much clearer to you then.

I think Megan Fox is everything wrong with current day fame in America. Her and Speidi. I'm no fan of hers because the only thing she has to offer is good looks and that's not enough to sway me.

Megan Fox belongs on the cover of Cosmopolitan cause she makes statements that are equally as ridiculous as the articles inside that sexist magazine.

On her weirdest phobia:

“Touching newspaper.”

On the one thing she’s always wished she’d said “yes” to:

The Hannah Montana Movie

On her ideal date:

“A sexy sandwich with Andy Samberg and Jonah Hill…”

On the most scared she’s ever been:

“Everytime I go on stage — instant diarrhea.”

On being able to count the number of guys she’s gotten naked in front of on one hand:

“I never call them guys. I always called them boys. Maybe it’s a superiority complex–my needing to keep them down.”

On women having the power in a het relationship:

“Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.”

On being a firm believer in monogamy:

“I have no problem with commitment–you can’t have a real relationship without it. I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won’t look at him. but I can also turn that switch of, and then I collect attractive boys.” (She’s currently dating Brian Austin Green.)

On not going for the typical Hollywood types:

“It’s fun when someone intends to put you in his back pocket, but instead, he walks away wounded. I make it a mind game so they don’t know if I’m hitting on them or mocking them. Male actors drop lines about their private jets, trying to seem powerful, but I don’t give a s—. I don’t need someone else’s power. I’m obtaining my own.”

Women hold the power because we have vaginas? Domestic violence stats and history suggest otherwise, but I won't burst Megan's bubble. There's not much going on upstairs with this chick, but shhhh! She doesn't know that.