Pamela Anderson Is Going Broke

It's time for a new Playboy spread for Pamela Anderson. Not because she's a sexy slut, but because she owes lots of cash to a lot of people. Does anyone really want to see her naked again? I think we've all seen our fair share of Pamela's poon.

Pammy is spending too much money trying to look beautiful and she's going in debt. According to construction boss Jay Bruder, she owes mucho dinero for remodeling work she had done to her Malibu home last year.

“A lot of people are owed a lot of money,” Jay Bruder, boss of Bruder Construction. And none more than him! In June, he filed a $674,043 lien against Pam for the cost of “labor and materials and subcontractors to remodel main house, construct foundations for guest house.”

In addition to liens from countless other construction companies, Pam also owes $252,360 to California’s Franchise Tax Board in unpaid income tax from 2007.

She needs to make another sex tape with Tommy Lee, have it accidentally get released and sue for the money the distributor makes on the tape. All problems solved!