Pee-Wee Herman On Jay Leno Video

My ex-lover Pee-Wee Herman made a visit to the Jay Leno Show last night. I seriously used to be in love with him and I even had a Pee-Wee Herman doll. I'm a sad and pathetic individual. I'm sure if I mention large Marge, most of you know who I'm talking about. See, you watched Pee-Wee's Big Adventure so I'm not the only sad one. Hee.

Pee-Wee was on the show to promote his new stage gig The Pee-Wee Herman Show and also showed off his abstinence ring. Unfortunately, he's only been practicing abstinence for two days. Time to tug the turkey neck again!