Stop searching for George Clooney on Facebook cause the old fart doesn't plan on getting on the site any time soon. It's probably a good thing he doesn't get on there cause he wouldn't want his other whores around the globe being able to contact him on a whim.

"I'd rather have a rectal examination on live TV by a fellow with cold hands than have a Facebook page."

Well then it's time to bend over George! I would gladly pay to watch you get your prostate massaged by an old Jewish doctor who smells like prune juice, any day. Can you feel my love in the air for ol' Georgey boy? I thought so. :)