I’m confused as to why Heidi Montag married Spencer when he refuses to have kids. Did they not have that little conversation before tying the knot?

Spencer Pratt is mouthing off about his sex life with Heidi and the thought of possibly cutting off his nuts. I’m glad he mentioned cutting off his nuts because I was convinced he has a vagina.

Spencer is so “scared” that Heidi will get pregnant that he’s “barely having sex” with his wife these days.

I’m not even kidding — my wife has me debating cutting off my nuts… I’m very concerned. Our sex life has dramatically changed recently.

His nuts are about the size of a couple jelly beans so it shouldn’t hurt too bad. Heidi should remove his balls with a plastic spoon for talking about their sucky sex life in public anyway!