I've already said that Miley Cyrus dresses like a prostitute, and she does. But she's a classy ho and I'm into that. I loved Miley's very adult look and I would wear the exact same outfit. Work it, you Disney slut, you!

Jordin Sparks also continues to get better with age while Jelly Clarkson went for a black gown. So smart! Jennifer Hudson needs to invest in wearing bigger dresses, cause although she just delivered a son, I've seen her gut long before she was even preggers and I don't think that will change anytime soon. Leona Lewis looked great per usual and Kathy Griffin's skin is much too pink for her to attempt to pull off a white dress. Not every color is for every ho. It says so in Cosmo.