Balloon Boy: Falcon Heene Needs a Spanking
Falcon Heene is the six year-old "Balloon Boy" from Colorado who hid in the attic while people around the world watched a live feed of an empty balloon floating in the sky.
It was initially reported that Falcon unhooked his parents air balloon and flew away while helplessly inside of it. His brother swore up and down that Falcon was indeed in the balloon at the time of take off. After around an hour and a half in the sky, the empty helium balloon had a soft landing in an open field.
The balloon, which resembles a shiny UFO, flew a reported 60 miles from the Heene family's home in Ft. Collins, Colorado. Balloon Boy was scared that he would get in trouble for losing the balloon, so he was hiding in the attic the entire time as people watched the empty aircraft and searched for him in his local neighborhoods.
Falcon was safe from all the possible dangers of free falling from thousands of feet in the air; but if Falcon were my kid, he would have wished he was on that balloon by the time I was done lighting his a*s on fire!
More proof that Falcon needs some discipline. I couldn't sit through this:
And Richard Heene gives some half-hearted apology and thank you:
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October 16th, 2009 3:51 PM
I was dreaming the father would have quickly flown Falcon (who ironically has a first name appropriate to yesterday's news) to L.A. for a spanking by the players' bats at last night's Dodgers-Phillies NLCS Game 1, but that's a different story though. haha.
Anyway, I think somewhere Jon Gosselin is delighted at the Balloon Boy incident news because the Heenes are probably THE new Jon & Kate family in this country now. Welcome to the (intentional) spotlight, Heenes!