Britney Spears: The Name Game

Britney Spears is gonna have to think of some new aliases now that a couple of her favorites have been written about in a new biography.

Steve Dennis reveals in a new bio called 'Britney: Inside the Dream' some of Britney's fake names she has used while traveling.

Some of Brit's favorite aliases are:

Ms. Alotta Warmheart, "because she had such a warm heart"; Mrs. Diana Prince in honor of Diana, Princess of Wales; Queen of the Fairy Dance, "because she was the dancing fairy"; and Mrs. Abra Cadabra "for no apparent known reason."

Those are the best she could come up with? It's time to get real with her names and start going under aliases like Ms. Hillbilly Weave, Ms. Crazy Bitch Likes Cheesy Grits, or get creative with Ms. Check Out My C-Section Scar While I Show You My Vagina. Hey I'm here to help so if you need any advice Britney, give me a call. :)