David Letterman: Wife Regina Lasko Demanded Public Apology

David Letterman isn't just a staff f*cker but he's also a dog for not automatically apologizing to his wife Regina Lasko for his horny behavior.

Sources say Dave didn't want to do the public apology to Regina but she told him he better "make an apology to let everyone know how sorry he was for how much he hurt and humiliated her." You go girl, I just hope you leave the cheating old fart now that you know how scandalous he is. Regina was on point and made Dave go over his apology with her before he did it on the air.

She demanded that he go over with her exactly what he was going to tell viewers and studio audience members on Monday. She was even willing to allow him to make “one or two jokes to be a part of it as long as they weren’t at her expense.”

Dave took it too far and threw in more jokes about the situation than he and Regina had discussed. She's still angry with the fool and feels his joking matter with the 'I'm sorry' speech lessened the sincerity of the apology itself.

I predict they will stay together through the holidays for their son but will divorce soon after the first of the year. That's really saying a lot because I would have locked the door and thrown his crap out the window once I heard he had been poking his employees.