Some would say blondes have more fun, but I would go as far as to say blondes have more dumb too. Hayden Panettiere proves my point after expressing her fears of a fan stabbing her.

"I'm just afraid somebody's going to stab me one day and think that my power is real and they expect me to start healing. I've been thinking about that since the first season."

Wow I'm speechless, but I like dingy females like Hayden cause they make me feel smart for a moment. Then I realize I'm just as much of a dumb*ss as any rock head blonde, and I'm back to reality that I'm a retarded brunette. I need to dye my locks platinum blonde so my hair color fits with my IQ.