Jessica Biel: Twilight's Newest Cast Member?

Jessica Biel is co-starring with Taylor Lautner in a romantic comedy named "Valentine's Day." The film is set to hit theaters early next year and I can't wait to to see the promos. Jess looks too old to be servicing Taylor; if they couple up, that should be interesting.

Anyway, Jessica Biel said that although she has NOT read the Twilight books, it would be "lovely" for her tp appear in a Twilight flick.

"I haven't seen any of the films yet so I'm not that familiar — I know the idea of what it's about. I mean, maybe [I'd be in the next 'Twilight' film]. That would be lovely. I am not opposed to playing a vampire."

I love that Jess hasn't seen the movies, but she's anxious to throw herself into one. Appearing in a Twilight film is not like giving your first blow job: The dude's not gonna really care if you suck (pun intended) as long as you can get him to finish. The films have a worldwide cult following and she needs to be well-versed on all things Twilight. The least she can do is rent the friggin' movie.