The new issue of Star magazine claims that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden secretly married. POTP didn't publish it cause we thought it was rubbish.

Now Joel has posted a blog on his website saying, "I keep getting emails from old friends and family asking about a wedding. NO we didn't get married."

Isn't it strange that someone would send another person AN EMAIL asking 'em if they got married? WTF! Pick up the phone. Flex those finger muscles and dial 'em up, I swear technology creates too many borders, but I digress.

Nicole and Joel both say that they're going to get married "one day" and sh*t. I'll believe it when I see their overpriced wedding photos published in the tabloids.