Jon Gosselin Wants Jon & Kate Canceled, Lawyer Issues Statement

 

Anyone who thought that Jon Gosselin was a pushover is SO wrong! The balding male slut is trying to get TLC to "pull the plug" on Jon & Kate Plus Hate. WOW!

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Jon's attorney Mark Heller - who previously represented Lindsay Lohan's attention whore father, Michael Lohan - released the following statement today. Knives out!

As legal counsel for Jon Gosselin, I am totally confident that he will be completely successful in his quest to take back control of his family and preserve, protect and ensure their future well-being by putting the brakes on his divorce and pulling the plug on TLC, the media giant that he perceives as a monster that has exploited and manipulated his family and has been partially responsible for the breakdown of his marriage.

Jon is resolved not to allow the TLC Corporate machine to devour his family and promote the monster's best interests over those of his family. 

TLC and Discovery have been reputed to have generated approximately $186 million dollars for the quarter – compliments of the Gosselin Family, and Jon firmly believes that their greed to continue that cash flow will be trumped by his courage and determination to protect his family.

Is Jon serious? I don't speak Douche and I think I need a translator. TLC is entitled to make however many hundreds of millions or billions off of Jon, Kate and their army that they want to. They created them! They own them! They've given them fame and access to a wealth of resources that they would never have if it weren't for the show.

Jon is ridiculously dumb. Not only is he burning bridges with TLC and Discovery, but these industry folks all work together and no one will want to work with him again. It's not like he's good at anything other than complaining and sleeping with barely legal women.

Poor Kate! And when Jon's kids get older, they just may hate him too when they realize how self-serving their a*hole father truly is.

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3 Comments

  1. Susan

    You have some nerve you have been screwing everyo whore out there and You want to take money out of your kids hands. Maybe your funky ass shouldn't have spent your kids money on sluts. Kate should divorce you and file for sole custody she would get it you are a funk ball. Low class You need to go to your God that you were serving in the begining and repent for being and forincating whore

  2. lola

    What a spiteful asshole Jon is.

  3. Mr. Gyllenhaal

    Serisously, Kate should just let them cancel the show and then get a new one. Remember when crazy Denise Richards took her ex to court and the court sided with her about allowing the kids on the show? Any judge would totally side with Kate as it is pretty clear that the show doesn't harm the kids, in fact, I believe it is totally the opposite. I like how Kate admitted that the show provides oppurtunities that they would otherwise be without.

    The other thing I don't understand is that this is truly Jon's only source of income. Yes, he has hosting gigs right now but that will come to a hault soon. This show is a guarantee check every week. I wonder if they get any residuals from previous seasons? Kate on the other hand will be a success long after this show. Poor Jon, what does one do when one's world is crumbling based upon their own actions? Answer: Reach for the Reefer:)!!

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