Samantha Burke and Jude Law's Baby On The Cover Of Hello! Magazine

Samantha Burke, who had a brief relationship with Jude Law and got knocked up by his super sperm, is pimping out their daughter on the cover of Hello! magazine. She says she's not a gold digger, yet she was reportedly paid $300,000 for her story and the photos.

If you're going to throw your kids in the tabloids and get paid a nice chunk of change, you're definitely a money wh*re in my book!

"I have never dated a guy for money. All my ex-boyfriends were just normal guys."

Yeah right, like she wasn't seeing dollar signs when she found out she was knocked up by a celebrity... I would! So any famous dude who would like to hook up and impregnate me, please do so. Snarky needs a new car!