Kim Kardashian is confused as to why the world is fascinated with her big butt. I'm fascinated because it looks like she has conjoined twins hanging off of her back, or she's constantly walking around with balloons in her pants.

Kim says there's 'constant interest' in her butt and 'girls come up to me and grab it, and people ask to squeeze it' which sounds a bit invasive! It would suck to have dudes and strange chicks constantly grabbing or poking at your sweet butt cheeks all the time.

Her butt is a freak of nature and she needs to realize we're going to be even more interested when it starts sagging in 20 years.