Lady Gaga had the audacity to show up at the National Equality March looking like a cross dresser, or maybe that's just how she looks? The pale singer who looks like an albino rat wore a weave that could even shame Britney. There's something about her heels that screams 'drag queen' to me too.

Gaga's definitely got the star power and the platform to make a statement, and I'm thankful she showed up to the historic march to give us her two cents. She screams at Barack Obama around the 2:40 mark - the best pat of her engaging speech. Gaga's a good speaker, I was just distracted the entire time by the curled yarn that sculpted her rat face.