I love all the stories about Levi Johnston revealing his 19 year-old baby making peen. It just proves that our country is headed in the right direction and focusing on some of the most important things in the history of the human race: hot neekid menz!

Even Levi Johnston's trainer, Marvin Jones, is getting in on the attention whoring, giving an exclusive interview on what Levi's doing to get his body right for Playgirl magazine.

It all starts with his diet. Marvin said, "Moose meat is very good for you, high in protein and very lean."  The 19-year-old father has adopted a 3,500-calorie low-carb diet as part of a grueling regimen.

Levi is workin' his muscles three hours a day, six days a week, followed by cardio training and then a rest in the sauna. Dear GAWD! How does Levi find the time to do all that working out? Good thing he doesn't have a job!

Marvin said that Levi will be "more toned and defined."

"I'd like to see him with rounder and more muscular shoulders, with a fuller chest. We're going to firm his abs up, [and give him a] smaller waist."

The photo shoot is next month. The nation is counting on you to deliver, Levi! No pressure.