Lindsay Lohan's long-awaited return to the cock seems to be underway. Lindsay Lohan also has horrible taste in hookups and partners, so it's no surprise that she was spotted sucking face with married actor Balthazar Getty.

Balthazar is a wealthy heir and actor on ABC's Brothers & Sisters. But Balthazar was such a jerk on set that he was pretty much written outta the show. Balthazar also has four children but that didn't stop him from groping ex-girlfriend Sienna Miller's bee sting breasts and publicly making out with her on numerous occasions.

Lindsay and Balthazar snuck in through Voyeur nightclub's backdoor, made out at a table in the front of the room, and stayed for less than 30 minutes before leaving! WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!

I guess they couldn't wait to make f*ck. Sounds like they're made for each other.