Madonna Is A God

That shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone. Any old hag that has Popeye muscles like Madonna has to be a higher being. I see Madonna more as Xenu, who is the head alien honcho of Scientology.

Madonna took the kids to Malawi so David, whom she adopted from a Malawian orphanage, could see where he came from. During their visit, one of the children in the orphanage stroked Madonna's ego.

"You are our god, Where could we have been without you?" An onlooker noted that Madonna looked bemused by the comment but "seemed cool with it."

Kid, do you realize what you're doing when you say something like that to Madonna? She seemed 'cool with it' because she already feels that way about herself. She just needed someone to confirm it.

Alright, I'll be nice. Madonna started the Raising Malawi charity which has helped fund the orphanage along with five others in the country and that's why the little one gave Madonna the compliment. But still, telling Madonna she's a god will make her believe she can achieve world domination and we don't need that bullsh*t.