Madonna is a very fun interviewee! Madge and David Letterman have great chemistry together. Madonna talks about how she rather get run over by a train than get married again. Sorry, Jesus Luz! And she talks about the men she's dated and then eats pizza with David.
Every interview should be this fun.
Jon Gosselin is upset that Kate Gosselin will be starring in Kate Plus 8 while his role has been reduced to minimal appearances. Following the news that Kate is now the official HBIC, the nerd turned man whore said that he wants to delay their divorce. Kate refused, so now Jon is banning TLC camera crews from filming Jon & Kate Plus Hate in their home, alleging that he wants his kids off camera.
Jon is a true rocket scientist genius person who a) does not know how to spell "penalty" correctly or b) is too lazy to check if the few words on his sign are spelled correctly. I'm going with c) BOTH!
Jon Gosselin's lawyer issued the following letter to TLC:
“Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon’s family home for any reason. In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effectuate police action against any trespassers."
Jon's lawyer says that Jonny co-owns the property where TLC films the show and has joint custody of his eight money makers, therefore he's able to make decisions about the childrens' welfare.
TLC has responded:
"We are aware of Jon Gosselin's recent statements, and remain deeply disappointed at his continued erratic behavior. He and the family were shooting as recently as last Friday, without incident, and his latest comments are grossly inaccurate, without merit and are clearly opportunistic. Despite Jon Gosselin's repeated self destructive and unprofessional actions, he remains under an exclusive contract with TLC. Direct filming of the children has been currently suspended, pending further conversations between both parents."
We all knew that Jon's a tool, but this is COLD! Does Jon not realize that effing with Kate's money also effs with his childrens' money? He should want Kate and the kids to make as much as possible so that he can keep his five girls off the pole.
Kristin Cavallari may be a b*tch, but that's not enough to get people to tune into MTV's scripted reality show The Hills. The season six premiere pulled in the lowest numbers in the series' premiere history!
Lauren Conrad jumped ship after last season. Is LC's departure the reason why numbers are down, or has too much evidence about all of the show's fakery begun to take its toll? Are we now officially over Speidi and tuning out because Heidi Montag and Spencer are cast members? Or have we lost interest?
Tuesday's show was the series' lowest-rated premiere yet, with 2.1 million viewers tuning in, a sharp decline from the 3 million viewers from last season's premiere in April and the 3.5 million from August 2008's opening episode.
Although viewership is down, The Hills remains the top program on television in its time slot in the 12-34 demo that the network targets. Scary! The Hills still pulls in good advertising revenue for the most coveted demographic. Once The Hills begins to lose its highly targeted viewers, then I think we'll have a chance at this show getting canceled and paving the way for the inevitable Speidi 'Newlyweds' spin-off. Which is a good thing cause it will be the catalyst of their demise!
Kate Gosselin appeared at a Danbury, Connecticut, ice skating charity event for a 9/11 group over the weekend. Jill Zarin of the Real Housewives of New York City was also in attendance. When she approached Kate and introduced herself, an off guard Kate had her bodyguard and alleged boyfriend Steve Nelid get in between them and attempt to keep them apart. Oh snap!
But let us not forget, Kate's a cheap a*s b*tch. Kate declined to receive any money for her appearance, but insisted that the Heritage Foundation pay for a car service to take her and her bodyguard from Washington DC to Danbury, Connecticut - a more than five hour drive!
Well a drive like that is pricey, so one of the skater's mothers offered to pick up Kate and Steve and bring them to the event in her 2010 SUV. But when Kate saw the whip, she wasn't having it.
“When she pulled up to the hotel in Washington, Kate’s bodyguard came up to the car and said she wasn’t getting in.”
Neild told the generous mother that Gosselin required a stretch limo with a divider. Only after the skating mother left to make the lengthy journey alone did the Gosselin camp set up their own chariot.
Kate also requested "a side entrance, no crowd, no parking garage, and she needed to be dropped off right next to the entrance." It also took "three security guards and two others" to get the diva outta her dressing room.
Kate only spoke for a few minutes and then left. What did they expect? All that alone time with Steve while en route to Washington had Kate creaming for another quickie. She needed to get the eff outta there! And in style, b*tches!
Justin Timberlake may or may not have dumped Jessica Biel a month ago, but he's allegedly been trying to get under Rihanna's umbrella.
JT and RiRi were seen grinding each other on the dance floor at 1Oak's MTV Video Music Awards after party and then they went to Rihanna's hotel room where they did god knows what! Jessica allegedly "found out within days" and Justin and Chris Brown's ex have been talking and texting "nonstop" since their VMA hookup.
But Rihanna wants to make sure she’s not his lady on the side. A friend reveals: “She asked him on the phone, ‘Are you still with Jessica?’ And he hinted that things were cooling off between them.”
The two are collaborating on Rihanna's upcoming album and while in the studio together, Justin flirted by telling Rihanna that she needs to entertain him like a stripper. RiRi than gave him an impromptu lap dance!
They reportedly have a "magnetic attraction" to each other and I hope they give in. Justin's a player and Rihanna needs to have a little fun right now. As long as she remembers that JT doesn't keep his hoes around for good, then there's no reason why she shouldn't enjoy him while she can.
Juno's Ellen Page stars in Drew Barrymore's directorial debut, Whip It. I will be seeing this movie opening weekend for two reasons: Ellen Page stars in it, and it's called Whip It!
I gotta go and support Ellen, my girl crush. I firmly believe that the rumors are true and that Ms. Page is a full blown lesbian. She always looks awkward in a dress and that's all the evidence I need!
Drew Barrymore, gawd bless her and her orange teeth and greasy skin. I hope the film comes in within the top 3 this weekend, hopefully Capitalism: A Love Story will be #1.
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