Robert Pattinson 'Still Can't Get a Date'

Robert Pattinson told Australia's Sydney Morning Herald that Twilight pandemonium is "just so nuts" and he can't even have lunch without "400 people" waiting outside on the street.

"I just don't take any of it seriously. It's just a job and while it's a job I love, girls scream out for Edward [Cullen], not Robert. I still can't get a date."

Considering that Rob's dating Kristen Stewart, she's the only one he should be trying to get a date with.

Robert's got the hair, the looks, the job that's paying him millions, and he's whining about not getting dates, which is code for 'not getting laid' enough? When he's scratching his gut and wearing sweats all day while walking around in some crib on a Vh1 reality show, that's the time to try to get our sympathy.