Stephanie Birkitt: Not David Letterman's Only Sidedish

The late night comedian's grown folk's business was apparently business as usual to members of David Letterman's employees.

An unnamed former Late Show With David Letterman staffer  said that she's "not surprised" that this story has come out, adding that "even the interns" knew what was going on with the 62 year-old unfaithful slut. Stephanie Birkitt was not the only one.

"It wasn't a big deal because he wasn't married. And we heard he had a girlfriend (Regina Lasko, whom Letterman married in March 2009), but she never came around, so it just wasn't a big deal."

People on David Letterman's staff "genuinely like him and respect him." It's like they abide by some kind of boy's code. While another close source says that their 15-hour workdays made it difficult to resist sh*tting where you eat. Well it's a good thing that employee's name wasn't printed because he or she must be doing some lie telling and two-timing.

Blaming infidelity on a crazy work schedule is for the weak. Sh*ting where you eat and saying you do so cause you're a slut is for the brave and proud. Seriously, some of our nation's finest, past and present, are our service men and women who cheat about as often as Kevin Federline eats.