Whip It Premiere Pictures: Ellen Page Wears a Dress

Juno's Ellen Page stars in Drew Barrymore's directorial debut, Whip It. I will be seeing this movie opening weekend for two reasons: Ellen Page stars in it, and it's called Whip It!

I gotta go and support Ellen, my girl crush. I firmly believe that the rumors are true and that Ms. Page is a full blown lesbian. She always looks awkward in a dress and that's all the evidence I need!

Drew Barrymore, gawd bless her and her orange teeth and greasy skin. I hope the film comes in within the top 3 this weekend, hopefully Capitalism: A Love Story will be #1.