Adam Lambert's Chapped Lips: WTF is Wrong With Them?
Why does Adam Lambert always look like he just got done giving a cactus deep throat? Eff collagen, this man needs some Vaseline injections.
Before American Idol, during the show's tapings, and after he lost, Adam Lambert's lips have looked so horribly chapped, they almost appear to be on the verge of peeling in some spots. You'd think that the "For Your Entertainment" queen who loves makeup would do something For His Lips and invest in all the right beauty products. I don't know what's goin' on here, but the excessive dryness doesn't make me wanna makeout with him. Such a damn shame. Your loss, Glambert!
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August 22nd, 2010 2:32 AM
Wow, what a loser you are. You have nothing better to do than come on here and cut people down due to their appearances. Freaking shallow moron. I love Adams lips- I'd take them chapped any day. Getting a life- you obviously don't have one- and you don't have any manners either.
January 19th, 2010 12:39 AM
Lambert's mouth is dynamite - full and incredibly sexy. Love the freckles. Ever see pictures of him as a strawberry blond? His actual hair color is incredibly beautiful - many would kill for it. Looked like a Viking warrior.
January 16th, 2010 12:16 AM
hey.it's new year. i hope you guys have already stopped thinkin' and talking 'bout his lips.. why not talk about the others?
November 16th, 2009 12:49 PM
Them some CHAPPED ass lips and they are SICK!!!
November 16th, 2009 12:03 PM
The only reason I'm responding to number8gurl is cause he or she is trying to insinuate that I'm a homophobe.
Since when do gay men give cactuses blowjobs?! Clearly, THAT WAS A JOKE that has nothing to do with Adam's sexuality. I would say a straight male with the same white, chapped up lips as Adam looks like he gave a cactus some head.
I love gay people and I live in California and I voted NO on Prop 8. Doesn't sound very homophobic to me. You're not worthy of MY time, either, cause you're incapable of recognizing sarcasm.
November 16th, 2009 11:10 AM
Adam has THE MOST adorable, desireable lips I have ever seen in my life. They are not chapped, they are moist and yummy and freckle-lishious! Due to the 'deep throating a cactus comment' I'm going to write you off as a useless homophobe who doesn't deserve the time of day much less any of MY time. And keep YOUR filthy mouth off of Adam. Ciao.
November 16th, 2009 5:07 AM
Holy shit never have I seen people get all defensive over some damn freckles! Hahahaha do your thang firecracker I bet you got a lot of hits for that post
November 16th, 2009 12:21 AM
Ah, Firecracker, you have been Glamberted. Shit, and I thought the 'mates were bad. Bes' make sure you're all safed up there...course they don't realize you are going to tell it like it is IN.YOUR.OPINION. (see that? emphasis is always good, no?), regardless of if you like the person or not. It's gonna get ugly. Heh.
Oh, by the way, Fire, apparently Adam has FRECKLES on his lips. Who knew?
And he needs some damned chapped stick. And a treadmill....;-)
November 15th, 2009 2:35 PM
Yes, honestly. Even if they were dry.. in need of a story much? Dry lips as a story.... That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard..heck, I'm just as bad for reading it. But, as said over and over..those are Freckles that you're seeing. Lovely, beautiful, adamazing lip freckles!
November 14th, 2009 10:32 PM
HE HAS FRECKLES ON HIS LIPS.