Why does Adam Lambert always look like he just got done giving a cactus deep throat? Eff collagen, this man needs some Vaseline injections.
Before American Idol, during the show's tapings, and after he lost, Adam Lambert's lips have looked so horribly chapped, they almost appear to be on the verge of peeling in some spots. You'd think that the "For Your Entertainment" queen who loves makeup would do something For His Lips and invest in all the right beauty products. I don't know what's goin' on here, but the excessive dryness doesn't make me wanna makeout with him. Such a damn shame. Your loss, Glambert!
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November 13th, 2009 7:24 PM
Get some glasses, honey. Adam's lips aren't chapped. You're looking at FRECKLES ON HIS LIPS. Darling, adorable FRECKLES that his fans love and write about all the time!
November 13th, 2009 9:32 PM
Yup...freckles. He's a strawberry blond, fair-skinned, freckled all over boy with a glam-emo-rock frosting. Love it!
November 13th, 2009 9:44 PM
Those are FRECKLES. Adam is naturally a very fair strawberry blond with a gazillion freckles, including on his lips. You really should have known this, or maybe you do and you're just... hard up for a story much???
November 13th, 2009 10:50 PM
YEP, CUTE LITTLE REDHEAD FRECKLE FROSTING. NOT JUST THE LIPS.
November 13th, 2009 11:16 PM
Freckles or not, Adam's lips are ASHY.
November 14th, 2009 5:19 AM
WTF! Those are freckles and don't you have anything else to write about. Duh!
November 14th, 2009 10:25 AM
Nothing is wrong with them because they aren't chapped. They are called (pay attention now!) FRECKLES (yes, on his lips and all over). FYI - he is naturally light skinned and strawberry blonde.
November 14th, 2009 12:39 PM
LMAO you know you've got it made when they write articles about your chapped lips
November 14th, 2009 2:07 PM
I would love to share some moisture with those beautifully freckled lips.
November 14th, 2009 2:16 PM
do you have nothing else to do? chapped lips? who cares?