Jon Gosselin Sex Tape: Would You Watch It?

I'd watch it just to see if it's true what they say about Asian peen! I've got a feeling it looks like a thumb sticking out of an unbaked loaf of bread. I'm just sayin'.

One of Jon Gosselin's ex pokes, Stephanie Santoro says Jon's bodyguard, Thomas Meinelt, has admitted to her that he has watched a sex tape that Jon made back in October. No word on who the lucky gal was, but it appears as though the girl was paid to make whoopy time with Jon.

"Tom told me that Jon was secretly videotaped having sex with a woman in Los Angeles in October. Tom said people close to Jon put a camera in his hotel room, and paid a girl to flirt with Jon and have sex with him."

Tom, who seems to be the new gossip girl in town, also told Stephanie Santoro that he has seen Jon use cocaine on more than one occasion. I'm looking into my crystal ball and I see Jon losing total custody of his kids. He'll be paying more money in child support than Bill Gates makes in a year if this story is true. Happy trails to you Jonny boy.