Jon Gosselin's Written Contract With Kate Major Gets Leaked

Jon Gosselin wasn't looking to just bang Kate Major for a minute, he was also planning to hire her as his personal assistant. In a document obtained by Radar Online, Jon Gosselin had written up a contract with Kate as his assistant and to allow her handle "some but not all future accounts".

He also wrote that "She will receive a percentage of accounts for payment based upon involvement," so I wonder if he has to pay her for any money he may have received for talking about his relationship with her? In Kate Gosselin's end of the contract, she writes that neither she or Jon will comment publicly about their relationship and promised to "run any media inquiries past Jon Gosselin before doing any on-air or print work."

So it sounds like he should have hired her because she probably would have done a decent job of trying to keep him from looking like the king douchebag he has become. I mean, he would still be a douche, but maybe on the terror alert scale of douchery he would have been orange instead of red.