Levi Johnston will not be going full frontal in his Playgirl pictorial, but he's probably showing some booty cheek and some hint of a penis or something.

The hockey stick of his that we've been promised we would see is probably a real hockey stick. DUH! Levi used to play hockey while he was hunting and sperminating and being a f*cking redneck in Russia's backyard.

Levi shared the spotlight with his armpit hair which grosses me out, but I think he looks gorgeous here. Playgirl will be releasing a photo or two or hopefully three each day for the next few days.