Levi Johnston: Penis Inquiries Coming From Everyone

Levi Johnston's manager Tank Jones says that Levi's hockey stick was involved in his much-hyped Playgirl photoshoot yesterday. Levi was also asked how big his dick is and he said, "A lot of people ask that, but you're just going to have to wait until next week when the magazine comes out. You will have to wait and see. I'm sorry."

Levi Johnston Playgirl

I have never wanted to see some nekkid pictures as badly as I want to see Levi's. He was on The Insider earlier this week wearing a cream colored coat, (sorry I couldn't find video), and God DAYUM he looked hot! Bring it on, Levi!

Also, although Sarah Palin told Oprah that Levi is welcome to have Thanksgiving at the Palin home, Levi's manager said, "Nobody put out an invitation. So we wouldn't want to act premature."

Tank Jones also had a comeback for Sarah who said Levi's doing Playgirl for the attention, Tank says, "He's doing Playgirl because he wants to do Playgirl. A lot of famous people have done Playgirl: Jim Brown, Burn Reynolds, Mario Lopez." Agreed!

When Levi was on The Insider, Star Jones and another co-host were telling him that he's only 19 and he's going to regret doing the photoshoot and he shouldn't do it. Levi was pretty adamant about how much he doesn't care that he's going nude and he'd do it again decades from now. I didn't agree with Star Jones AT ALL. First of all, Levi mentioned that he signed a contract, her lawyer ass should know that it's too late for him to back out. 2nd) Americans are way too uptight when it comes to nudity. In Europe, nudity isn't a big deal at all. They're so liberated when it comes to their bodies and that's how everyone should be. I was only in Europe for a month, but I dated an Italian and I know many of his friends, therefore I consider myself a historian of European culture, mmmkay?

And as far as Levi's son Tripp being embarrassed that his dad went nude, haven't we all seen our parent of the same sex in their birthday suit? It's really not that serious. I'm glad that Levi had the balls to expose his own ones.

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2 Comments

  1. Mr. Gyllenhaal Says:

    Well said! They show tits and shit on the commercials over there. We are way to up tight. I agree, he is just showing is meat tube no big deal! I can not, repeat, can not wait to see these pictures. He must be pretty endowed if they are doing it. I hope they come out with a lick and taste page in the mag:)!!!

  2. Mr. Gyllenhaal Says:

    Just heard the bad news! No penis in the mag. I am NOT buying it anymore. What bullshit!!!

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