If I were a famous ho, I would take advantage of all the free sh*t companies would give me for showing up to their events and not throw a temper tantrum if I didn't get what I wanted. Why? Because I'm cheap and something as simple as a free t-shirt makes me happy.

Lindsay Lohan is always making a fool of herself but she's hitting an all time low now that she's acting out and having meltdowns over the amount of free stuff companies want to allow her. Lindsay was paid to appear at the launch of Jermaine Dupri's new watch line called 'NuPop' at Kitson in West Hollywood and was also offered $500 by jewelry designer Pascal Mouawad to purchase items in the store. Because Lindsay thinks she's worth more than a whore at the Bunny Ranch, she thought she could get away with spending $15,000 and float the bill to Pascal.

Lohan (looking her usual worse-for-wear self) went crazy in the store pulling out drawers and insisting she wanted this and that, eventually racking up a hefty $15,000 bill. But when told she had exceeded her limit quite significantly, Lohan responded that “Pascal would take care of it because I’m the only celebrity here.”

“Pascal said no, so she went and started talking smack about him to Jermaine Dupri who doesn’t even know her. Eventually Pascal said she could have $2000 to spend but that was the absolutely limit."

Lindsay tried to get Kitson staffers to allow her to take more than what Pascal allowed but they wouldn't budge. She was told she would have to come back and talk to store owner Fraser Ross about getting the other $13,000 worth of stuff that she wanted. I hope he turned Lindsay Lohan's immature as* down and told her what a spoiled brat she is, and she shouldn't have inflated her lips to the size of her boobs.