Mariah Carey looks like a Jelly Clarkson in training. One of the biggest divas in history is so full of herself that she didn't recognize that she looks horrible in her bathing suit.
Mariah was spotted while on the set of a photo shoot or filming music video. Whatever she was doing, she will be thinned out to perfection in the final version.
Whether Mimi's skiing or swimming, she has to show us her cleavage. But that suit does nothing for her body. It gives her a gut, reveals back fat, and the boy shorts make her look like a waddling dwarf. We rarely see MiMi bikini pictures and this may be why.
And no, I DON'T THINK SHE'S FAT, but the bikini she's in doesn't exactly make her look skinny, either. I wanna pinch her and make her hit one of her signature high notes. But I'll just settle for slapping some part of her body to see how long it jiggles.
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November 5th, 2009 2:58 PM
Yeah, she isn't huge or anything but she dresses like she's a waifish teenager and THAT she definitely is not. If she'd dress for her body she'd look fine, even hot, but alas, she's MIMI...she knows all.;-)
Spicy at Celebrity Smack made me laugh cuz she referred to Mimi's feet as Flintstone feet. On.point.
Can you imagine Lil Nicky tryin' to say, babes, don't go out in that?
Yep, Hello Kitty instant tattoo upside his head.
November 5th, 2009 3:35 PM
I was just going to say something about her feet! Look at that toenail on her big toe!! WTF...it is more of a claw!
November 5th, 2009 4:33 PM
Many foot fetish peeps worldwide have probably overcome their fetishes instantly by glancing at Mariah's feet. Are they even human feet - or some alien creature foot shoes of some kind that one would find at a Halloween shop or something?
Anyway, for the most part, Mariah has been on the heavy side but still attractive to me throughout her career. Those pics don't do any justice, though.
November 16th, 2009 3:35 AM
Those pictures do do justice. WTF! Oh, so she needs to be made up and then airbrushed? I see you want to live in la la land. That is how she is without all the make-up. That is the real person. Surprised? Get over it.
January 18th, 2010 6:08 PM
If that is fat,I dont know what skinny is.Mariah has her ups and downs like all of us.She is beautiful regardless.I will never understand the need to pick famous people apart...she entertains "US",and then we spend time picking her apart.I LOVE MARIAH,and her record sales prove Im not the only one...HATERZ!!!!