Mel Gibson's aspiring singer girlfriend, Oksana Greedywhore-a, had a baby girl. Mel already has six sons and a daughter with his ex-wife, Robyn, and Oksana has a 12-year-old son from a previous star f*cker relationship.
Pictures of Mel Gibson and his home wrecker surfaced early this year. Shortly after, Robyn Gibson filed for divorce after 29 years of marriage. Sausage lips then got herself knocked up at the age of 39, which is pretty impressive; and then Mel put a ring on it cause he's like religious or something. A wedding date has yet to be announced.
Although Oksana Grigorieva's baby was due in December, she's here already. Both Oksana and her meal ticket are reportedly healthy and happy at home.
I wonder if Oksana is gonna pull a Samantha Burke and be featured on the cover of some celebrity magazine, posing with her baby. I hope her daughter's wearing a bib with the cover art of Oksana's debut cd on it. That would be so cute!
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January 3rd, 2010 3:43 AM
You have a real way with words, firecracker. I particularly liked your description of the homewrecker's mouth: "sausage lips." (Do these women have any idea how ridiculous they look sporting lips that were meant for giants?) Keep telling it like it is: this aging broad is a real piece of work and the baby daddy is a real fool.