November 2009 News Archive (Page 9)

If I were a famous ho, I would take advantage of all the free sh*t companies would give me for showing up to their events and not throw a temper tantrum if I didn't get what I wanted. Why? Because I'm cheap and something as simple as a free t-shirt makes me happy.

Lindsay Lohan is always making a fool of herself but she's hitting an all time low now that she's acting out and having meltdowns over the amount of free stuff companies want to allow her. Lindsay was paid to appear at the launch of Jermaine Dupri's new watch line called 'NuPop' at Kitson in West Hollywood and was also offered $500 by jewelry designer Pascal Mouawad to purchase items in the store. Because Lindsay thinks she's worth more than a whore at the Bunny Ranch, she thought she could get away with spending $15,000 and float the bill to Pascal.

Lohan (looking her usual worse-for-wear self) went crazy in the store pulling out drawers and insisting she wanted this and that, eventually racking up a hefty $15,000 bill. But when told she had exceeded her limit quite significantly, Lohan responded that “Pascal would take care of it because I’m the only celebrity here.”

“Pascal said no, so she went and started talking smack about him to Jermaine Dupri who doesn’t even know her. Eventually Pascal said she could have $2000 to spend but that was the absolutely limit."

Lindsay tried to get Kitson staffers to allow her to take more than what Pascal allowed but they wouldn't budge. She was told she would have to come back and talk to store owner Fraser Ross about getting the other $13,000 worth of stuff that she wanted. I hope he turned Lindsay Lohan's immature as* down and told her what a spoiled brat she is, and she shouldn't have inflated her lips to the size of her boobs.

Kellan Lutz almost didn't make it to the New Moon after-party at the Hammer Museum in LA because the security guards didn't recognize him. Could you imagine playing a role in the biggest movie of the year and not being able to get into the party because the security tards don't know who you are?

Sources say Kellan became upset with the big boys at the door when they wouldn't allow him in the party and things started to get physical. Ooh, Kellan wants to play Mr. Tough Guy with the security dudes!

"He just snapped at the bouncer after a few seconds. It looked like things were getting physical between them." Lutz yelled to the crowd, "They won't let me into my own party!" In video of the incident, the crowd can be heard chanting, "Let him in! Let him in!" before a security guard ushers Lutz passed the rope.

Why didn't he just give someone inside the party a call and let them know he couldn't get in? Instead he had to play tough guy and man-handle a security guard in front of the fans, which of course is going to make the news and be written about by jackholes like me. Man, you're a smooth criminal Kellan! Just kidding, I'd be b*tch smacking security guys if they didn't let me into my own party too.

It's gross to think about your parents doing a little bump and grind but it's worse to imagine Ozzy Osbourne getting his rocks off with his wife Sharon. In a recent interview, Ozzy made it clear that just because he's getting old, doesn't mean he can't give Sharon a good poking.

"We have good sex. My kids think it's obscene that me and Sharon still have sex, but just because you get older, your d--k don't fall off."

Just imagine if you were in bed with Ozzy who was coming up from giving you some oral lovin' and the photo above is the image you see. That's hot! Any old fart who wears guyliner and has to use that little blue pill to keep his d*ck hard, can climb into my bed any day.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's star power continues to fade. Maybe they should read their own book a few times and memorize the text? The attention whores appeared on the Today Show in June where they got into it with Al Roker.

Heidi then claimed that women should "be careful" while around the lovable teddy bear because she felt threatened as a woman while in his presence.

The two were actually supposed to appear on the Today Show on Monday but their interview was nixed! Don't bite the hand that can promote you, f*cktards. Spencer Bratt then viciously and immaturely attacked Al Roker on Twitter yesterday tweeting:

"WEATHERMAN I thought you were out of town today getting your stomache stapled again?"

"you look very sick? Do you always look like your about to die? How old are you 97? You should retire asap- No one would even know?"

"I heard you snitched on your own kids at school! I bet your kids HATE you!! I would if my own dad came to my school and snitched me about"

"is it true you have been married 6 times? I'm sure all your wives left you when they realized you were abusive to women! Sicko!"

How sad. Al Roker graduated from college and had a career before Speidi and will continue to have one after their star power continues to fade. Spencer Pratt and Heidi need Al Roker, the Today Show, POTP and anyone who mentions their asses. Shouldn't that be the most important rule in their How to be a D-Lister Everyone Hates book? Don't talk sh*t about those who can promote you. Speidi's going down!

Rihanna loves to club hop, hit the bottle, wear sexy clothes and be photographed by the paparazzi. The only problem is that the paps don't Photoshop and airbrush their pics and her unflattering images are all over the internet now.

Check out the picture from Rihanna's new single above compared to what's really going on -  you can click on both to enlarge. She's already been humiliated enough by her leaked battered face picture, she doesn't need to become the next Britney Spears or Kim Zolciak.

Carrie Underwood has been dating hockey player Mike Fisher for a year but she has no plans to move in with him.

Last week OK! magazine claimed that Carrie, 26, was moving in with Mike because she said that she had cleared out space in Mike's closet and stocked his kitchen with her favorites. They thought she was moving in because of that?!

Underwood writes: "I read something recently that a certain someone and I were moving in together. This is beyond not true...just another example of people making stuff up out of thin air!"

She goes on to say that "neither one of us would ever do that. I would never live with my boyfriend...not my style."

In the 'thank you' section of Carrie's new album, Play On, she gets pretty mushy about her Mikey, saying that he's the "most amazing addition" to her life and that she loves him "so much" and she thanks God for him "every day."

That's so adorable.

During an interview with Cleveland radio station Q92, Miley Cyrus launched an attack on the Twilight saga. Miley said, "I've never seen [Twilight], nor will I. I don't believe in it. I don't like vampires, I don't like the wolf that pops out of the screen when I'm watching TV at night, I don't want anything to do with it. I don't like the shirts, I don't like any of it."

This self-righteous b*tch does not know what demographic she appeals to, nor does she care. I still think that she's awkward and she's trying to be edgy, but b*tch is stupid and judgmental. I talk to a lot of folks who haven't read the books, myself included, but we check out the movie out of curiosity and form our own opinions from there.

Miley doesn't like the Twilight series because she thinks people are so crazy about it. People are crazy about her too, so maybe she just fears Twilight will suck as much as she does?

Although Julianne Hough is a great professional dancer, she's hanging up her dancing shoes for yet another season of Dancing With the Has Beens. Who needs those Z-listers when she's about to star in Burlesque, a new movie starring Cher and Christina Aguilera?

Julianne was at last night's New Moon premiere and she said that she will not return to the show next season. She isn't competing on this season either. When asked about whether she'll ever go back to DWTS, Julianne said, "We’re going go cross that bridge when we come to it.”

The Real Housewives of Orange County's Lynne Curtain is showing off her brand new face. The reality star says that she was "so excited" to get chopped up. “I'd always worked out a lot, but my head didn’t match my body.”

Lynne went under the knife on July 11th in a procedure that sounds painful, per usual. Lynne says, "[My surgeon] moved my face up by lifting my forehead." She also had a lift around her neck.

“It looks like the clock has been turned back 12 years on my face.”  Her husband, Frank, thinks so too! “He sends me texts all day saying I’m hot!

Lynne looks good but what's up with her new smile? That tilt is making her look special.

Robert Pattinson is a very nice guy. He's energetic and humble and he laughs a lot, especially when Ryan Seacrest asks him a question that he clearly was not supposed to ask.

I think Ryan needs to switch it up and stop being such a walking, talking tabloid. It's interview segments like these that have made Brangelina shun him and John Mayer confuse him. He doesn't have to go all TMZ on everyone all the time. It's sweet of him trying to break news for his fans or for press, but asking Robert if he's banging Kristen isn't gonna work. Kristen and Robert are too private for that and Ryan ends up looking like an idiot.