Is it just me or am I on a Rachel and Tiger roll here today? Bare with me. So far it's a slow news day, but I'll get off of these two for a while. Maybe.

Rachel Uchitel was determined to sleep her way to the top. Rachel's snatch has been linked to married actor David Boreanaz and New York Yankee players Derek Jeter and A-Rod.

In 2004, she married Wall Street trader Steven Ehrenkranz but split after four months. She was also engaged to investment banker Andy O'Grady, who later died in 9/11 attacks.

As for reports that her affair prompted Woods' mysterious car crash Friday, she said: "I don't understand why anyone would think this is anything to do with me."

Rachel is reportedly "overwhelmed" with being the center of a sex scandal and has hired celeb attorney Gloria Allred. Happy holidays, whore.