Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 2 Reunion Recap

The Real Housewives of Atlanta season 2 reunion should've been more "like bam!" but instead was more like "blonk!"

It was evident that it was all going downhill by the looks of the set itself. The cast members sat on couches at some ATL venue named "Opera" and the place looked haunted. It's almost like you could hear echoes. The ambiance sucked.

Sheree Whitfield: The stiffest of all the housewives spoke volumes with her body language. Beneath Sheree's long bangs, she could be seen rolling her eyes whenever Kim spoke. She also had on a ponytail that looked like a rope, which wasn't any better than her bang noodle and ponytail that she rocked during last year's reunion. Maybe the big jewelry didn't help, but there was something about Sheree's ensemble that made her look like a MANnequin.

Kim Zolciak: Her attire was hideous, but Kim doesn't know how to dress. She attended the She by Sheree fashion show in jeans and a wife beater. She also doesn't admit that she isn't 31. Her pathological lying is frightening.

Wiggy Kimmy was beyond disrespectful, frequently telling the host to "keep moving" and to "get off Big Poppa!" She knows nothing about respect cause she's a mistress who doesn't have a job. I could cut Kim some slack, but she claimed that she didn't attend Kandi's comeback performance cause her daughter may have had the swine flu. Why does Kim always have to name drop a potentially fatal disease for the sympathy vote?

Kandi Burruss: Needs to cool it with the weird facial expressions. She already resembles a frog and her lesbian mohawk isn't doing her any favors. She also seems uptight. She was trippin' that Lisa had cameras inside her bathroom and that a gay man grabbed her boobs? I wish I could go to a gay club everyday cause the boys love my girls. Heh. She needs to loosen up, but we still love her and she remains a fan favorite.

NeNe Leakes: B*tch was moving her hair piece outta her lazy eye exactly every .02 seconds. When you're on TV, it is NOT the time for primping and grooming. NeNe's new hair is fun, but she remains extremely uppity. You could just tell by the way she sat and stared and flicked her ugly hair piece that she thinks she's holier than thou. One reality TV show season later and she becomes a full-fledged diva?! And hatin' on Kandi just because she's successful? That makes her the immature and the ghetto one, not Kandi. It broke my heart to hear Kandi say that she liked NeNe the best and thought they would be friends.

Lisa: Looked gorgeous. I love her and I love her hatred for Wiggy Kimmy.

Dwight: Walked out on stage in a suit that was 2x bigger than his size. He had a lot of work done on his face since season one, and his makeup was heavy. He dissed all of the ladies as soon as he sat down on the couch, saying, "I feel like I've been at church all day!" But skinny a*s men in big suits should not throw stones. His pants were too short and they looked like capris when he sat down. He also got a penile implant - Kim put him on blast - and his face makes me uncomfortable. He is too old to be going under the knife like he is. He comes across as being so damaged and insecure.

  - In summary, the ladies GOTTA do better than this if they want to sustain a fan base. They put their drama aside, refused to answer questions or reveal anything interesting... the reunion was anti-climatic.

Kim "sang" at the end and Lisa busted out laughing, but it's not like that was interesting, either. We all know they're more ghetto and entertaining than that. Instead of Sheree asking "Who gon check me, boo?" these b*tches need to look at the reunion tape and check themselves. We want entertainment, not alliances and silence.