Rihanna: Penis Size Matters
Rihanna is a size queen and isn't going to date some man with a little penis. I guess it's safe to say Chris Brown was rocking a big tube steak considering how long they stayed together. I used the below picture because I figured Rihanna likes everything big... Big hair, big jewelry, big purses, so a big penis is a given.
When she was asked what a man can do to impress her in a recent interview with Bravo magazine, Rihanna made it clear that size does matter and if you ain't packin, well you're just plain boring.
"He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn't make it fun. Right now I don't want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun."
I'll bet she made a lot of little wanker guys go completely limp when they heard she wants her own personal John Holmes. It's alright little men, there's always blow up dolls that don't care what size you are!
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May 22nd, 2011 5:17 PM
Damn!!! Rihanna is a freakin jerk i just dont like her or her "pussy"....... lmao
May 20th, 2011 7:24 PM
My opinion on rihanna is that shes a bad role model for my daughter and my daughter loves her songs espessally s&m but why the hell would she put "sex in the air i dont care i luv the smell of it" its just fucking wrong
May 20th, 2011 6:02 PM
Im with bryanna and renae. both of you guys are right! and kaleb! shes a freaking lesbo!
May 20th, 2011 6:00 PM
I wonder if she does girls in her bed? its like bed banging on the wall and her grunting all night..... lmao
May 20th, 2011 5:27 PM
im with bryanna
May 20th, 2011 5:23 PM
Shes a fucking bitch and she deserved what Chris Brown did to her. Whos with me and whoeva said shes a straight up HO u r WRONG!!!!! Shes a straight up whore
September 25th, 2010 8:49 AM
No, this bitch is a straight up HO!!! I can't stand her ass. She may be beautiful on the outside but that's bout it. She better be careful cause some other guy is going to come around and beat her ass down again!!
May 15th, 2010 6:14 PM
I love how in the related posts it says she was hospitalized for a rib injury... I gotta say i give props to the man who can do that!
December 12th, 2009 12:05 AM
She's just hurting inside because of what happened to her with Chris Brown. She really loved him and she knows it. She is just weak and insecure. She is trying to ward off any more men like Chris and does not want to be seen as weak. As far as the lesbian stuff, the same thing. It is pitiful. Rihanna, you need Jesus.
December 6th, 2009 7:11 PM
What a great role model for young women! I'm sure her daddy is proud.