Rihanna is a size queen and isn't going to date some man with a little penis. I guess it's safe to say Chris Brown was rocking a big tube steak considering how long they stayed together. I used the below picture because I figured Rihanna likes everything big... Big hair, big jewelry, big purses, so a big penis is a given.
When she was asked what a man can do to impress her in a recent interview with Bravo magazine, Rihanna made it clear that size does matter and if you ain't packin, well you're just plain boring.
"He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn't make it fun. Right now I don't want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun."
I'll bet she made a lot of little wanker guys go completely limp when they heard she wants her own personal John Holmes. It's alright little men, there's always blow up dolls that don't care what size you are!
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November 21st, 2009 2:10 PM
OK, I'm calling BS on this one. But if it's a real quote - good for her.
November 21st, 2009 10:26 PM
She must have a wide vag thats fist worthy.
Maybe thats why Chris used his fist on her face.
he might of got confused which hole she liked it in
hahahahaha
December 2nd, 2009 2:03 PM
She is a demon I hope something bad happens to her
December 6th, 2009 7:11 PM
What a great role model for young women! I'm sure her daddy is proud.
December 12th, 2009 12:05 AM
She's just hurting inside because of what happened to her with Chris Brown. She really loved him and she knows it. She is just weak and insecure. She is trying to ward off any more men like Chris and does not want to be seen as weak. As far as the lesbian stuff, the same thing. It is pitiful. Rihanna, you need Jesus.