Robert Pattinson Fan Strips For His Attention

I don't think Robert Pattinson realizes there are some fans out there that will do exactly as he asks because there are crazy Twilight mofos who take everything he says as so serious, it's like they're getting a special message from God. He figured that out on his own when he jokingly told a fan to take her clothes off and she actually did.

In an interview with Ellen, which will air Friday, Robert said when you sit there signing hundreds of autographs it can get pretty boring and he wanted to do something to spice it up. When a fan asked what she could do to get his attention he responded she could take her clothes off, which is exactly what she started doing.

"She stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security. I never felt more terrible."

Did he feel bad because she was yanked out of the signing or because she had the body of an elephant and the boobs of an 80-year-old woman? Maybe he should see how far he can push the envelope and ask for a blow job next time.