I've never found Robert Pattinson to be an attractive guy because he always looks like he's been living in the dumpster behind a Chinese restaurant. It appears as though he hasn't showered in days, and his hair could possibly be a breeding ground for the black plague.

In an interview for New! magazine, Robert says his fans who love and adore him would drop that thought if they sat next to him for a few minutes. He's also a big advocate of saving the planet by wearing the same pants for days in a row. Alright it has nothing to do with going green, he's just dirty and lazy.

"These jeans are a few days old. I don't know, my personal hygiene — it's so disgusting!"

Oooh now that's hot! I've never wanted anything more than a man who smells like dirty feet, and has mold growing in his crotch due to his lack of showering. I totally see why the girls have such a fascination with the dirty boy now.