If Tila Tequila is going to be featured in any pornographic or nude footage, she wants to be the one to instigate it. Tila claims that a sex tape of hers was leaked from her laptop that was stolen TWO YEARS AGO.

She just had a lengthy drunken rant that was posted on her Ustream account last week and she's clearly on the Z-list. Time for a sex tape scandal!

Tila's lawyer said: "A police report has been filed for Tila's stolen laptop computer which contained that specific clip. I am currently in the process of sending a cease and desist letter and a notice of intent to sue if it's not removed."

I wonder if Tila's lawyer is familiar with his client's crazy. In light of her recent antics, does he even think that Tila's lawsuit against Shawne Merriman is going anywhere? I'm not so sure he even fathoms that she could be behind this leak herself.

She's so talentless, porn is her best option.