If Amy Wino tried to come at me stupid, I would smack the coke right outta her nose and choke her with her beehive. Then I’d tell that b*tch to go to rehab and I’d sing her lyrics just to piss her off.

Amy Winehouse‘s scrawny coked up self has attacked yet another person. Crackhouse was invited to watch her friend perform in the theater production of Cinderella, and that’s when Amy figured it was the best time to go Jerry Springer on a dude.

Winehouse, 26, became boisterous and shouted obscenities at the cast. Staff tried to usher her into a private box, but the singer kicked and punched front-of-house manager Richard Pound before being dragged out by her own security staff.

This story actually sounds like just another day in the hood. Like the drugs she allegedly consumes, Wino brings the ghetto with her wherever she goes.

Amy was not arrested and hasn’t been question by police yet. The incident is currently under investigation.