The only way Audrina Patridge could interest me is if she had an affair with Tiger Woods, gave birth to their love child, had a threesome with Elin Nordegren, and has a drug problem.

But the folks at MTV remain interested in Ceiling Eyes, and with good reason. The Hills needs as many original cast members as possible because the show already feels even more strange in the absence of Lauren Conrad.

Audrina's rep confirmed that Ms. Patridge will be back.

“I can officially confirm that Audrina Patridge will appear in the 6th season of The Hills. Production will resume shortly after the new year. Next week, Patridge begins filming the pilot episode of her currently unnamed spinoff show, also for MTV."

A second source also wanted to remind us that Audrina's a rich b*tch. "She is getting six figures per episode. It is an incredibly lucrative deal." Who gives a sh*t? Audrina only has a few minutes worth of fame left and we can't wait until they're ovah.