I am at a loss of words and I don't know how to write this post without sounding more obnoxious than I usually do.

Carrie Underwood is engaged to husky hockey player Mike Fisher. Being engaged means that Carrie should have a ring. Being engaged also means that the ring Carrie has should be worn on her ring finger on her left hand. Carrie is following the rules and she's doing just that, but somehow this is headline news?

Carrie is wearing her engagment ring! Did you hear that, all? I'm suffering from a loss of breath and I've just collapsed onto the ground. Someone throw Robert Pattinson into an ambulance and dial 911 so Patsy can give me some mouth-to-mouth. With tongue.