Cash Warren and Lindsay Lohan Didn't Hookup

Rumors surfaced yesterday that Cash Warren licked some cocaine off of Lindsay Lohan's gums at a club. In other words, Cash and Lindsay were spotted making out in public at Villa on Nov. 19.

Men are bad at cheating, but of all the women Cash would want to cheat with, I think Lindsay Lohan would be at the bottom of the list. And of all the ways you'd want to actually cheat, sucking face in public would more than likely be considered an activity to avoid.

But Us Weekly claims that's what happen and People magazine is denying the reports, naturally. A "source," aka Jessica Alba, said "The reports are totally untrue" and that Cash and LiLo "never hooked up." They do know each other "professionally, but that's it."

When you're a bi-sexual maneater like Lindsay, any man who doesn't share some strand of DNA is gonna get in trouble for being within a one-mile radius of her firesnatch. The only way for Jess to know the truth is to have Cash submit to random STD and drug testing.