Katy Perry and Russell Brand are two horny idiots that began their f*ckship with a makeout session at an MTV Awards after party months ago. They've been virtually inseparable ever since.

Russell is a man whore and Katy may have a kinky side that she keeps hidden. But what she isn't keeping hidden is the fact that she's having sex with Russell Brand.

There was a rumor last week that Katy was flirting with Robert Pattinson. It was too ridiculous to mention here; furthermore I read on a site that Russell was at the same spot Katy and Robert were! Whoever wrote the story failed to mention that Katy was actually on a date! Plus Robert boinks Kristen Stewart. It was bullocks indeed, and Katy agrees.

Katy tweeted: Read a bunch of yesterdays-news-BULLOCKS. Ppl should know by now that I don't do vampires, but I do, DO @rustyrockets. Don't get it TWISTED!

Katy is dumb as sh*t and that's what being in love does to your brain cells - it puts 'em on pause. I still think she's playing with fire by falling for Rusty, but sometimes the pleasure is worth the pain.