Danielle Deleasa, 23, has the golden ticket; now she just needs to get herself knocked up so she can hit the jackpot.

Some chick who resembles a horse meets Haylie Duff (who also resembles an animal that eats hay), Danielle Deleasa married Kevin Jonas, 22, in Long Island on Saturday. A horny Kevin claimed that "Danielle looked like a princess."

The Jonas Virgin and his new wifey said, "We're so happy that we're finally married and we were able to share the special moment with family, friends and loved ones."

Although there was a blizzard, 400 family members and friends attended the ceremony. It sounded gorgeous, too. There were white tents, complete with 14-foot trees draped in hydrangeas and crystals to make it look like icicles.

Kevin reportedly "couldn't stop smiling" that day. Gee, I wonder why? He probably was wearing a condom the entire time and that sh*t started to tickle.

Congrats to the happy couple.