Danielle Deleasa and Kevin Jonas Think Sex is 'Not Worth The Wait!'
The Jonas Virgin's Kevin Jonas, 22, has abstained from sex until marriage. He got married to Danielle Deleasa last Saturday and he had a shocking confession for reporters while at a recent news conference in New York.
Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that "to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait. After we did it, I was kind of like, that's it?" When Kevin was asked if his wife Danielle Deleasa agreed with his "that's it?" assessment, Mr. Jonas remarked, "That's what she said."
Kevin should not have taken it there. The safest sex is no sex and young people need role models like the Jonas Virgins. Sex is a big responsibility unless you wanna star on 16 and Pregnant with your loser boyfriend whose gonna leave you by next semester.
Kevin and his wife don't have enough experience to know WTF they're talking about. Furthermore, he may have had some American Pie type of jizz going down and he probably nuts as soon as he inserts! It gets better, Kevin and Danielle. But talking about it like that was so tacky. They've probably been really good this year, so hopefully Santa will stuff their stockings with sex toys and porn DVDs.
UPDATE: The quotes from Kevin Jonas are fake. Thanks Amy!
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June 19th, 2010 12:27 AM
OKAY PEOPLE STOP GOSSIPING ABOUT KEVIN AND DANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAH!!!! THEY JUST GOT MARRIED!!!!!! AND SHE SAID HERSELF IT WASN'T TRUE DNT BELIEVE ME LOOK AT THE COMMENT BELOW MINE! S.T.O.P THE GOSSIP!
June 7th, 2010 7:50 PM
I tend to look at all the gossip that goes round bout me and my beautiful Kevin but half the stuff isn't true anyway so I like to leave comments. me and my sweetheart Kevin are still both virgins and will be staying that way for a little longer ok so that was just to make it clear thnx luv all u jobro fans xxx hope to c u next concert in your area xxx
February 15th, 2010 3:19 PM
I was reading that and like my mouth dropped open and I stopped breathing, I'm a huge Jonas Fan that scared the heck out of me, but at the end when I saw that I was able to breath and I kept saying Thank God!
December 30th, 2009 2:04 PM
"nutted upon insertion" priceless!
December 29th, 2009 9:57 PM
Well he has been jerking off for so long he thinks that is better!! He also probably nutted upon insertion!!
December 28th, 2009 9:31 PM
Of course it's made up....duh!...I can't believe how gulible people are and how anxious they are to spread a rumour. Doesn't anyone check what they're reading before they start whispering it across the nation?
December 24th, 2009 3:34 PM
I got your back girl, I had to scrap my post after learning that the quote was a fake :)
December 24th, 2009 3:28 PM
Thanks hun! :)
December 24th, 2009 3:26 PM
Um, I'm pretty sure this quote is a total fake, girl. I saw it on ONTD - if you look at the source used for the HuffPo article, it's a parody/ news satire site, similar to The Onion. The news from the source is made up. It points out that the quote is fake in the ONTD comment section too.