Elin Nordegren: An Open Letter to Tiger Woods' Wife
Elin Nordegren has not filed for divorce yet and she may not ever. According to new reports, Elin has confided in friends that she would have forgiven Tiger Woods for his "transgressions" if he had only cheated with one woman. The fact that Tiger has had many mistresses and long-term f*ckships (even while she was pregnant), makes it hard for her to forgive him. This b*tch is cracking so I thought I'd write an open letter to her needy ass.
Dear Elin,
It is no wonder that Eldrick prefers to be called "Tiger;" he is a wild animal and you need to cut him loose. You have a little girl who will grow up and hear all about her father's extramarital affairs. If you stay with him, what message are you sending to her and to your son?
You're only 29 years old and you're still "hot." Now is the time for you to take Puma up on that offer, build a career for yourself, and move on. The best way to get over someone is to get on top of someone else and that is exactly what you should be doing right now. You don't have to remarry, ever, but you should be the best mother you can be to your children and if you're unhappy, you won't be giving them your best.
Although Tiger is a billionaire, money can't buy anyone happiness. The proof is in his sex addiction. Do you really want to wonder if people are snickering and whispering about you every time you walk into a room?
Tiger has made you look like a dumba*s b*tch and you deserve much better. So go out and grab onto someone or something else. Now is not the time to negotiate with Tiger's self-righteous, conceited ass.You're vulnerable right now but you'll get over him with more time. Do you!
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January 4th, 2010 5:23 PM
Elin, Take you $300 million dollar Christmas gift from Tiger, your children, and anything else you want, like your pets, and move into your new mansion. Hire a couple of Sweedish nannys and travel the world. If you find a Gig or a Guy you like, go for it. Talk to your high priced lawyer about the best way to do a divorce so you come out with the most you can for yourself and your children. Let Tiger have his loose women. I think he has an addiction to sex, or he's severely retarded. All those late night secret meeting with those babes has lost him the respect of the world and all his sponsers. You, however, still have your respect and the respect of the world. You could probably take those sponsership jobs yourself right now if you wanted. Get on with your life. He's history. He got caught with his pants down in a public place and the public will never forget it. Move on. Move on.
December 22nd, 2009 5:23 PM
Well, the letter was well write! I would not be so harsh and call her a 'dumba*s b*tch and you deserve much better' I mean she has been with him for so long, and this might be the hardest thing she will ever have to do. She is humiliated in front of the whole world.... Her easiest option is to leave him, and please the public, or stay and always be judged and looked down upon as a week person! I think she should do what ever is in her hart, she knows Tiger the best so she will be able to make a smart choice
December 22nd, 2009 8:52 AM
yep you are 100% right I agree with this letter she should move the hell on and find her self a real man who will treat and respect her the right way because there are more money makers out there to be grabbed.So dump that looser and go find yourself a real hero and let go of that zero.And I hope that you take all of his money and leave his no good ass broke. Take the house the cars the pets every dam thing.
December 21st, 2009 3:22 PM
Well said!!! That was perfect and I couldn't have said it better. If she sticks with him she is the dumbest ho in the world!