Elin Nordegren has not filed for divorce yet and she may not ever. According to new reports, Elin has confided in friends that she would have forgiven Tiger Woods for his “transgressions” if he had only cheated with one woman. The fact that Tiger has had many mistresses and long-term f*ckships (even while she was pregnant), makes it hard for her to forgive him. This b*tch is cracking so I thought I’d write an open letter to her needy ass.

Dear Elin,

It is no wonder that Eldrick prefers to be called “Tiger;” he is a wild animal and you need to cut him loose. You have a little girl who will grow up and hear all about her father’s extramarital affairs. If you stay with him, what message are you sending to her and to your son?

You’re only 29 years old and you’re still “hot.” Now is the time for you to take Puma up on that offer, build a career for yourself, and move on. The best way to get over someone is to get on top of someone else and that is exactly what you should be doing right now. You don’t have to remarry, ever, but you should be the best mother you can be to your children and if you’re unhappy, you won’t be giving them your best.

Although Tiger is a billionaire, money can’t buy anyone happiness. The proof is in his sex addiction. Do you really want to wonder if people are snickering and whispering about you every time you walk into a room?

Tiger has made you look like a dumba*s b*tch and you deserve much better. So go out and grab onto someone or something else. Now is not the time to negotiate with Tiger’s self-righteous, conceited ass.You’re vulnerable right now but you’ll get over him with more time. Do you!