There's a new story every day about Tiger Woods sticking his claws into a new ho and frankly it's getting boring. It was crazy hearing about the first handful but then it just got ridiculous and exhausting just to talk about it.
Female golfer Helen Alfredsson said she heard about Tiger's affairs last summer at the British Open and basically called him a piece of sh*t as she explained "In the quietest water swims the ugliest fish." Pow! Take that little Tiger boy!
"If he just paid for the escorts, I would understand it a bit more," she said. "Then no one needed to know. But now he did everything and a girlfriend and everything."
Us Weekly also reported that Elin Nordegren hit Tiger with a golf club while he was crashed out on Ambien, when she found out about him cheating. I also heard this a few days ago from somebody who works in a rich, high end golf club who knows someone and so on. I was told that yes, she whacked him in the face with a golf club which resulted in him having two teeth knocked pretty much completely out and broke another tooth half-way off.
It makes sense considering he hasn't shown his face since the incident happened. He wouldn't even face the police for crying out loud! I guess that's what you get when you can't control your d*ck.
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January 5th, 2010 5:00 PM
Anyone who hits another person, should stand accountable. regardless of whether it is Elin Woods (or Jo Bloggs). I hope he takes her for attempted murder. She definitely should be attending anger management. I don't think she is the little angel she is trying to portray. If this had been Tiger doing the hitting with a golf club, you would of been up in arms. Rules for all. Congrats Tiger, for not hitting back. My thoughts are with you.
January 3rd, 2010 12:23 PM
First, there is no excuse to hit someone unless of course you're in a boxing ring.. then you of course "mutually agreed" -- game on for hitting back AND forth.
Second, did you ever think that the golf club on the car was so the glass would not shatter in to his face with the doors obviously engaged in "lock" the minute he put the danged thing in to R for reverse or D for drive? Hello?
Elin if she did infact hit him with the club in the house --- hey -- he earned that one BUT again to my point above, no excuse.
I'm confident she re-thought her thunk after he ran out of house, her still furious with club in hand and hearing a fabulous smack against a tree while he was {ahem} enjoying a FEW AMBIEN.
Snoring in the street, much?
December 26th, 2009 11:07 AM
I have to ask, since you didn't mention your views: Do you support the right of a husband to beat a cheating wife? Why aren't you angry at the idea of spousal abusers being treated as victims?