Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday Tiger Woods who sucks at being a good husband and probably has a green smelly penis, happy birthday to you. The guy who used to be known for his golf skills, but is now known for his man whoring abilities, turns 34 today!

Wasn't he a cute little thing when he was a kid? It's too bad he has ruined his image with his sexcapades that we've been hearing about over the last month. Over time, the drama will cool down and he can get back into his golf game, but we'll always remember him as the male slut that he is. Thanks for the memories you little sex kitten!